I really like how in the radio version of Rack City he changes the words from “fucking with my other bitch” to “hugging with my other chick”, it’s like aww Tyga just loves hugging his chicks.

montrealmighteatitsyoung:

why.

the fuck.

did i just go jogging.

my natural state is blob in front of laptop. i need to accept this

I have tried so many times to like jogging…  it’s just boring. And slow. And my preferred state is not bored out of my mind.

So I biked to work today. Which was fun because it’s all downhill and takes me fifteen minutes.

But then I had to bike home from work. Which is all uphill. The entire goddamn way. Took me forty minutes. Luckily after twenty minutes the endorphins kicked in and I went from “this is the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone” to “this is the best weeee”.

Anyway, biking is okay.

In matters of so vital import as diet, nothing should be taken for granted…every time we allow a child or ourselves to indulge in the output of the candy shop, the soda fountain or pastry counter, we introduce into their lives those very elements that corrupt their existence: denatured, devitalized and demoralized foodstuffs… the field which at present, more than any other, offers the individual an opportunity to gain or lose, rise or fall in his dealings with destiny, is the field of diet.

Medical Standard, 1922

(Source: p0nyp00p, via combustamove)

We are in great haste to construct a magnetic telegraph from Maine to Texas; but Maine and Texas, it may be, have nothing important to communicate. We are eager to tunnel under the Atlantic and bring the Old World some weeks nearer to the New; but perchance the first news that will leak through into the broad, flapping American ear will be that the Princess Adelaide has the whooping cough.

Henry David Thoreau

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
preach

preach

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butterflynet:

you can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich

butterflynet:

you can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

just nah

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